Do I look like I'm up to something?
Tonight, I was coerced into a justifiable "dine and dash" at a very mediocre national chain restaurant. The funny thing is that it was master-minded by a birthday girl and mother of two. Things were made simpler by removing the husband and the two kids from the table first. Then, my dear friend, whom I love more than my own body, basically up and said let's get the hell out of here, and her sister and I followed suit, in a bit of a rush. So rushed, in fact, that I practically shoved the five year old out the door. I must say that it was exhilarating, I don't think I've done anything that deviant for a great while. We laughed heartily upon exit of the parking lot. Oh Canuck Pirate, the things you get me into!
2 comments:
Instead of a thiefy semi psycho picture you should have put up a terrified pic because that definitely suited the occasion more. I'll never forget the look on your face. I thought my chances for dine and dash expired when I graduated college....alas, I can teach the fine skill to the youngins. Arrrr!
I really need more details. What is dine and dash? Is it illegal? Could you have been arrested?
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