Ok, so I've never really sat down and made a point of watching the Fox News network, but the place I ate lunch at yesterday had it on one of the many TVs that I was facing. I noticed a few of the stories that they were carrying, and for some reason, laughed at all of them.
1.) Harry Belafonte Re-Affirms that Bush is a terrorist -- bold move Mr. Belafonte, I sure hope that you weren't on Georgie's iPod, he might just have to take you off after he finishes his 28th listen to My Sharona for the day.
2.) Getting just a little bit of sleep has you functioning like a drunk -- really? And when you drunk do you function like you're operating on a lack of sleep. Sure, I've been drunk while trying to function, as well as operating on less than two hours of sleep. I think the drunk one is more fun.
3.) The Bible Diet - eat like God intended -- My guess is that he wants you to stay away from artificial foods and processed/refined foods. Most likely because that garbage didn't exist back in the day. And all of this hinges on whether you even believe in God in the first place. What do you think that King Monkey wanted us to eat?
Oh yeah, and I'm really hating that James Blunt "You are Beautiful" song that seems to be popping up everywhere.
The random goings-on in my life's ups and downs.
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